EP 4- Seeds of Discontent

Tonight on the Heroes Helpline! A former chosen one, and a ship captain help plow through a gnomes issue of being ran out of town.

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Transcript

SPEAKER_04 0:01

Whether you're pondering your orb or listening on your script, it's time for another episode of the Heroes Helpline. Live from the town hall of Hobhaven, here is your host. It's still Ronald the Randy Wizard. Hello everyone, welcome to the Heroes Helpline! I am Ronald the Randy Wizard, your host of the show. Of course, you know that. I don't have to tell you twice. Welcome back, everyone! It has been a week. We had to run those necromancers out of town. It was something else. Let me tell you, they did not want to leave, but no one wanted them here. But we are back with another exciting episode, and we have some exciting heroes with us. Let me introduce our first hero. We have Andre of Killian. Andre, take it away. I mean, I don't have to introduce you, Andre. Everyone should know who you are. If you don't know who Andre is, then you've been under a rock. Seriously.

SPEAKER_01 1:17

Well, you're just the the nicest man I could have asked to be here on this fine show, Ronald. And you know what? I don't think there's anything wrong with being a little randy.

SPEAKER_04 1:28

Not at all.

SPEAKER_01 1:29

I've been known to be so from time to time myself. But uh, my name's Andre of Killian, uh half elf, but you know that the elf half is uh one of them special elves.

SPEAKER_04 1:43

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 1:44

And uh for those of you who don't know me, uh I'm uh the chosen one of about uh 40, 45 years back. Uh helped to destroy Xandilar, the Execrator. You know, I I was chosen to uh to to smash his uh powerful orb of eternal life, and and his life was pretty short after that, to be honest. Uh had a little bit of a victory laugh around the world, you know, did some more stuff that I guess has been immortalized in song and story and whatnot. I don't know. Uh then I went on back to Killian and I started being a farmer again. And you know, I've I've just been retired, but uh I'm I'm real happy you brought me on the show. I can offer some wisdom to all these youngins, all these you know newer chosen ones that are all running about, fulfilling this and there that prophecy. Thank you very much.

SPEAKER_04 2:41

Andre, I gotta tell you, you are someone I had in mind for the show as soon as we could possibly get you on. You were actually an inspiration to me when I was becoming a wizard of my ability. Your skills were amazing, and thank you just for being here. Can I get you to maybe sign a picture of yourself? We have a we have a I have an etching, you know, one of your first edition etchings. And I would love to get a signature on there.

SPEAKER_01 3:08

Well, sure, I sure can. That'll be no problem.

SPEAKER_04 3:12

Alright, thank you. After the show we'll we'll meet up. Uh, maybe we can get a drink together. That'd be that'd be wonderful. Oh, sure, no problem. Get a little randy, as they say.

SPEAKER_01 3:20

And heck, it's nice to be here in person. Been a while since I've been to Hubtown.

SPEAKER_04 3:27

Hubhaven, but yeah.

SPEAKER_01 3:28

Hubhaven?

SPEAKER_04 3:30

Wait, did it did they call it Hubtown back in your day?

SPEAKER_01 3:33

Yeah, but back in the day it was just a town still.

SPEAKER_04 3:36

Oh my god, I forgot about that. Yeah, it used to be called Hubtown until we just changed the name to Hubhaven.

SPEAKER_01 3:41

Uh, time does fly.

SPEAKER_04 3:44

It does. Well, while we're here, let me introduce our next hero of the day. We have Calhoun!

SPEAKER_02 3:52

How you doing? Uh, no last name or is it like a I mean the first name's all you need, but uh Cal Calhoun Rig Rigaton.

SPEAKER_04 4:01

Riggutin! Calhoun Rigatin! Yeah. Alright, Calhoun, and uh why don't you tell us about yourself for those who don't know?

SPEAKER_02 4:08

Hello there, everybody. Um, well, not much to say about me. I was uh born in the uh coastal city of Orvane. You may have been there for its beautiful drinks and fancy beaches and uh beautiful everybody. Also kind of sort of renowned for its sea monsters. Basically that's where I come in. Uh nowadays it's been more or less my duty, along with my intrepid crew, to patrol the west coast of this fine, fine land. Keep it free of sea monsters and any type of brigands that attack any uh ships, you know. Calhoun! Did I say that right? Calhoun.

SPEAKER_04 4:54

Calhoun, okay. Why don't you tell us about one of the most fearsome monsters you've beat?

SPEAKER_02 4:59

Oh takes me back. About a week. Maybe you've heard of the the serpent of Noor. I have. Oh yeah, yeah, most people have. But yeah, about a week ago we got calls that a bunch of civilian ships were getting sunk, bunching tourist transports and what have you. So we sailed out there, the intrepid crew of the what's my ship called again? I carved it into the side one night after audit air.

SPEAKER_04 5:34

Uh you're you were probably a little randy yourself that night and can't remember. It's understandable.

SPEAKER_02 5:39

Yeah, it was uh, but uh, yeah, my ship. The intrepid ship known as the as the slayer. Most imaginative name, but to be fair, I could only get about six letters of carving it into the side of the ship before I set out a heck with the slay the slayer!

SPEAKER_03 5:59

Of course, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 6:05

After about a few days of searching, sure enough, there was the serpent of door rearing its own head. And after about two days straight of harpoons, magic slinging, and my first mate's giant dire parrot pecking at the thing's eyes, we finally sent it to the watery depths where it was. And we ate so good that night. You ever eaten serpent before?

SPEAKER_04 6:36

I have not.

SPEAKER_02 6:37

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 6:38

Fair warning, it is salty. It was salty. Well, you know, it sounds like you're part of a Nor VPN crew right there.

SPEAKER_02 6:54

Uh that's very persnickety ne'er do well.

SPEAKER_04 6:59

Exactly, yeah. We all want a Nor VPN to keep us from those serpents.

SPEAKER_02 7:03

Uh I do my best. I did my best. And um, sometimes I lose a limb, but uh got a good we got a good uh healer on board. I always get back. Oh, good, good.

SPEAKER_04 7:15

I hate to cut you off, but I I don't I don't know. There something is growing out of the wall here. There's like a green little plant coming up. I'm not sure what that is. We might have a mold situation. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 7:34

There's a fly trap Venus flytrap coming out of it. What is happening?

SPEAKER_01 7:39

That reminds me of the bird wave.

SPEAKER_04 7:42

Uh uh just be ready in case this snaps at us. I'm not sure what's happening right here.

SPEAKER_01 7:48

Don't worry, I still got old choppy here at my side. Oh good.

unknown 7:52

Hello?

SPEAKER_03 7:56

It it just did talk. Hello?

SPEAKER_00 7:58

Yes, Paul, can you hear me?

SPEAKER_04 8:00

I uh yes, I can plant.

SPEAKER_00 8:03

Sorry, the the plant is adjusting.

SPEAKER_04 8:06

It adjusting to what?

SPEAKER_01 8:09

Captain Calhoun, if uh if I do this little hand gesture, you go around the back of it. Oh yeah, I got you. I got you.

SPEAKER_00 8:16

Is this hero's helpline?

SPEAKER_04 8:18

Oh, oh, the uh uh guys cut no no don't don't don't attack the plant yet. I think it's here to help call in. Yes, you have reached the hero's helpline plant. How can we help you?

SPEAKER_00 8:29

I'm my name is Perrin Moss Whisper. I'm a forest gnome, and I'm calling for the brother of quiet seeds. Technically, I'm calling through a carnivorous plant that accidentally ate a sanding stone.

SPEAKER_04 8:46

Oh, of course.

SPEAKER_00 8:51

It was an honest mistake.

SPEAKER_04 8:52

I'm glad we were about to attack this plant, so I'm glad you spoke up.

SPEAKER_00 8:56

It's having dire colour flashbacks.

SPEAKER_04 8:58

You're you're you're good, Calhoun. Don't worry. This is safe.

SPEAKER_00 9:01

No, yeah, please don't attack it. I have to put my head inside to speed speaker.

SPEAKER_04 9:05

Okay, I will say once you're done talking to us, get your head out of there real quick.

SPEAKER_00 9:09

Yeah, I'm I I make sure I ate before I put my head in here.

SPEAKER_01 9:12

Oh, smart. Don't worry. Carnivorous plants tend to digest you a lot slower than other things.

SPEAKER_04 9:18

Does that help? I don't I'd be more worried about being digested slower.

SPEAKER_02 9:22

How's the smell?

SPEAKER_01 9:23

You know, surprisingly good.

SPEAKER_00 9:25

It it it's somewhat sweet in here.

SPEAKER_04 9:29

Oh. Perrin Moss Whisper, you said.

SPEAKER_00 9:32

Yes.

SPEAKER_04 9:32

You made it to the hero's helpline, so you found your way somehow. Uh how can we help you?

SPEAKER_00 9:38

Oh, yes. My problem is that people keep yelling at me. That they shout at me. They they chat at you?

SPEAKER_03 9:46

That's what I heard. Yeah, I oh they shout, okay. Okay, that's what I was gonna say.

SPEAKER_01 9:53

In some cultures, I'll have, you know, throwing dung is considered a sign of of great respect.

SPEAKER_04 9:59

Well, luckily that's not what's happening.

SPEAKER_00 10:01

But that's a that's a great, great, you know, that's great for, you know, for for yeah, anyway. No. They they shot at me. They they ban me from villages, sometimes they chase me with rakes, all because I plant seeds in their gardens without permission.

SPEAKER_01 10:18

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 10:19

I think I might be seeing your problem.

SPEAKER_01 10:22

Well, yeah, it's it's the it's the the last two words there that you said. Can you repeat those last two words for me?

SPEAKER_00 10:29

I don't want I don't understand why they're upset. Everything grows beautifully.

SPEAKER_01 10:33

Uh yeah. The I've always believed what kind of plants are you planting that people are complaining though?

SPEAKER_00 10:41

Well, my pockets are full of everything. I don't label them. I got some whisper willow cat mix, I got some starberry seeds, I got a nut that just refuses to grow, I got spores that sneeze.

SPEAKER_02 10:54

Oh. Spores that sneeze?

SPEAKER_04 10:57

I'm I mean, that's pretty normal.

SPEAKER_00 11:00

Yeah, I I I I I don't label them, I just plant them.

SPEAKER_04 11:03

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 11:04

Nature wasn't made to be labeled.

SPEAKER_04 11:07

Right, so let me just rehash this. You are planting seeds in places that you may not supposed to be. You're just planting seeds everywhere.

SPEAKER_00 11:18

I've always believed that empty soil is just an invitation.

SPEAKER_01 11:23

Oh, okay. Do any of the seeds you happen to carry unlabeled in your magical grubby little gnome pockets? Uh, do they happen to eat small children or pets at times?

SPEAKER_00 11:36

Not not not that I'm aware of.

SPEAKER_01 11:39

Yeah, but you also said you don't label them. So is that possible? It's concerning.

SPEAKER_00 11:46

Uh maybe there could have been some halogenetic seeds in there.

SPEAKER_02 11:52

Like, as in that what causes hallucinations.

SPEAKER_04 11:55

We have to realize he's run out of town after he plants the seeds, so I don't think he's sticking around to see what happens when they grow.

SPEAKER_00 12:02

I would like to know what grows. I know they grow beautifully. I can see them from the distance, but I I see the colors.

SPEAKER_02 12:09

Wait.

SPEAKER_00 12:10

But I never see what they are.

SPEAKER_02 12:12

So aren't you talking bigger than a house? Like, where what are we doing here?

SPEAKER_00 12:17

No uh maybe the size of a horse. Oh, okay. If it was standing on its hind legs.

SPEAKER_04 12:26

Oh. So you're just go ahead, Calhoun. What are you thinking? What are you thinking?

SPEAKER_02 12:33

Well, I'm I'm thinking that you've introduced invasive species into a into a garden that is not yours. And I think you're not.

SPEAKER_00 12:42

I mean, I don't even think it was a garden. I think I mean like it was already plowed and they were gonna plant seeds, I just helped them out.

SPEAKER_02 12:48

That's a garden.

SPEAKER_01 12:49

No, that's an armfield. You're going about with your grubby little gnome hands ruining other people's hard planned for sure that it's that they're grubby, but you know, just keep going. They're definitely grub. Uh lift your hands up for me right now. Are they grubby?

SPEAKER_00 13:06

They're they're grubby. They're grubby.

SPEAKER_01 13:08

Yeah, draw my. Sorry, I should I should note that was not meant as a pejorative. Uh my hands are always grubby too. I am a farmer now.

SPEAKER_04 13:16

If you're playing in the dirt, your hands are gonna be grubby. It's not yeah, it's understandable.

SPEAKER_01 13:21

Well, regardless, uh, people tend to be mad about that because they were planting, you know, plants that they could eat safely.

SPEAKER_00 13:29

That are probably there to give them something like maybe like a defensive cabbage that could help.

SPEAKER_01 13:36

No defensive cabbage. I I wait. I fought defensive cabbages when I was a youngin'.

SPEAKER_04 13:42

Now, the question is, are there monsters or zombies coming in to attack these fields or hot towns? Because if your plants for zombies, that might be a whole different thing.

SPEAKER_00 13:54

Oh. So I should plant more?

SPEAKER_04 13:57

I mean, it really depends on what's happening in the town.

SPEAKER_00 14:01

I I got pockets full of them, and some and I got some good salt in my left pocket too.

SPEAKER_02 14:07

I'm gonna say this. If I if I ever get a tract of land and I go out to reach in and pull out a potato and a defensive cabbage bites me, I'm gonna have some issues with someone. Well, it's like I'm normal.

SPEAKER_04 14:20

If you're pulling a cabbage out on it bites you, are you invading the cabbage's space? It's my dang farm! But the cabbage is sentient sentient, so is the cabbage mad that you pulled it out? Maybe you wanted to stay there. Am I wrong?

SPEAKER_01 14:38

No, you are correct, and I'll I also I gotta say that uh defensive cabbages, with all due respect, Mr. Moss Whisper, uh, if that is your name, they are not necessarily the type of vegetable that, you know, people like to see when they go out to pick their edibles. Because it wants to eat them back, you know. Don't tell me you got killer tomato seeds in those pockets, too.

SPEAKER_02 15:05

I would not want an attack of those.

SPEAKER_00 15:07

I mean, they couldn't be in my pockets or they could already be planted.

SPEAKER_01 15:11

You're planting killer tomato. Killer tomatoes do, in fact, eat small children and animals. I just need everyone who is listening to the city.

SPEAKER_02 15:17

I have seen the killer tomatoes attack. It is ugly.

SPEAKER_04 15:20

What happens though, if the children get into the corn? You know, the children of the corn, that'd be really bad if they get eaten by the corn.

SPEAKER_01 15:29

Well, a lot of the times they turn out to be warlocks, so it's okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 15:40

You know, I think we're getting too much into what you're planning. Let's ask the eye stock sunflower.

SPEAKER_02 15:47

Where do where where do these eyes go?

SPEAKER_01 15:49

You don't wanna know.

unknown 15:51

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 15:52

They still have the petals, but like all you know, like a typical sunflower has like a big black part, it's just tiny little eyes.

SPEAKER_04 16:00

Let's ask why you're planning these. Let's not get into what he's planning. Why are you planning these? And while you think of that, let's take a quick break and regroup here because there's a lot of questions to be had here, and I want to know the answers.

SPEAKER_02 16:14

Yep.

SPEAKER_04 16:16

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SPEAKER_00 17:18

Don't get me wrong, I I don't enjoy being chased with rakes. After harvest, when the fields are empty and everyone's tired and everyone's thinking about winter, when the soil is done. That's when the land is most vulnerable. People see an empty field and they think it's finished. And then I see some something that that that can so grow. So I I I just grow seeds, whatever's in my pocket. I I I I do admit that I don't label the sink the seeds just because I think I I don't think nature should be labeled. I just grow them and whatever grows grows.

SPEAKER_04 17:55

Where do you get these seeds?

SPEAKER_00 17:58

I I I grew up in the grove of quiet seeds. And there's a ton of seeds there. A lot of birds and different animals just growing seeds and dropping off there. And I just grab random seeds and take them with me and drop them off.

SPEAKER_04 18:18

Okay. Well then let's ask this before anyone else says anything. Has there been positive situations of your seed dropping? Your seed dropping?

SPEAKER_01 18:30

Randy.

SPEAKER_00 18:32

Yeah, yeah, yeah. There was a city square that was very, very bad. It was after a plague and I came, and I just dropped my seeds, and beautiful things came out, and no one seemed to complain.

SPEAKER_01 18:52

Would uh would that perhaps be because everyone is already dead?

SPEAKER_00 18:56

No! I didn't think about that till now, actually.

SPEAKER_04 18:59

Wait, was everyone dead already?

SPEAKER_00 19:02

I didn't check.

SPEAKER_04 19:03

I was just Dead people make good fertilizer.

SPEAKER_01 19:10

Now, see here, Perrin, I think that you we we've struck down upon the core of your issue here. Now remember when you were describing what you did, you used two words that were very important. Do you remember what those two words were?

SPEAKER_00 19:26

With dropping seed?

SPEAKER_01 19:28

No, without permission.

SPEAKER_00 19:30

Well, I just want to know at what point does helping nature become a crime?

SPEAKER_01 19:35

When you're trespassing on other people's property and invading their space.

SPEAKER_02 19:43

I have a question. Do you plant these in other forests or just till fields?

SPEAKER_00 19:52

Just fields.

SPEAKER_02 19:54

Why?

SPEAKER_00 19:56

Because they're empty.

SPEAKER_02 19:58

And you don't think, you know, and but you don't go to say the desert or an open plain.

SPEAKER_00 20:05

Oh the desert is it's not I don't I don't think I carry enough access seeds with me.

SPEAKER_02 20:10

But you don't know.

SPEAKER_00 20:12

I don't know, that's true.

SPEAKER_02 20:14

What I'm hearing from you is I can best describe it as chaos.

SPEAKER_01 20:19

Yeah, that that that's the word there. Okay, I think you got in what?

SPEAKER_04 20:23

Chaos seeds. Well in parents' defense, is nature not just a bunch of chaos? No.

SPEAKER_02 20:32

It's beautiful! Nature has its its ebbs and flows, it's everything is in its proper place. You know, the Marlin know not to swim at the piranhas. And the the sea serpents know that if you dive deep enough, you awaken the elder gods. But what our Moss Whisper friend is doing is taking the piranhas, putting them with the elder gods, and say kiss, and then leaving.

SPEAKER_00 20:58

I don't want to leave, I get chased out.

SPEAKER_01 21:01

Well, Mr. Moss Whisper, also, when a when a field is empty like that, it's it's it's lying fallow. So when you plant your seeds in it, you're actually killing the soil.

SPEAKER_00 21:12

So that no, that depends on the seeds.

SPEAKER_04 21:15

Crop rotation is a thing that we have.

SPEAKER_00 21:18

I have pockets of good soil. Oh! I have dirt. I have dirt wrapped in cloth in my pocket.

SPEAKER_04 21:24

You should have told us that sooner! You just keep that on. Alright. So I think your biggest problem is you're just trespassing. Maybe if you knock on a door and be like, hey, I want to plant some seeds, you don't have to pay me. Can I just work your field for a bit? That might keep you from being run out of town.

SPEAKER_02 21:48

Consent goes a long way.

SPEAKER_01 21:50

True.

SPEAKER_02 21:51

I have discovered that in many a taper.

SPEAKER_01 21:54

Mr. Moss Whisper, let me ask you this. If you walked your way into a boar's den. And told the boar I'm gonna plant these seeds, and then the boar gored you to death. Whose fault is that?

SPEAKER_00 22:07

The boarst?

SPEAKER_01 22:09

No. No, it's it's not. Oh boy, we gotta we gotta live one.

SPEAKER_00 22:15

You're blaming the victim!

SPEAKER_01 22:18

No!

SPEAKER_02 22:19

Don't blame the victim! How do you know that the place where you are planting your seed is not the victim? I mean, might a kid who lived in these fields have lost their leg from one of these defensive cabbages that I died.

SPEAKER_00 22:36

No, no, it was only one defensive cabbage that I saw.

SPEAKER_01 22:40

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 22:40

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 22:42

Alright. And did that one defensive cabbage kill someone?

SPEAKER_00 22:45

Think about the sunblock poppies. And like I'm alert.

SPEAKER_04 22:56

I think your biggest problem is you don't know what seeds you're planting. So maybe before you plant seeds, you organize them a bit?

unknown 23:04

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 23:06

And I I understand not labeling them because that's your way. And you know, people are allowed to have their ways. But uh maybe you should have the knowledge to know what they are by sight in anyway. How does how does that sound?

SPEAKER_00 23:19

Okay, I I like that. I like that.

SPEAKER_01 23:22

There is some very fine druid schools out there. That's true. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 23:27

So you you think they can teach me what they are by the shape and like the size and color of them?

SPEAKER_02 23:32

Oh yeah, they probably have songs for them too. What kind of song do you think they have, Calhoun? Okay, what kind of song?

SPEAKER_04 23:38

Alright, now. I know you do sea shanties, so maybe do it in a sea shanty version since you're a sailor.

SPEAKER_02 23:44

You know, I was gonna say I'm I'm more familiar with she's sea shanties. The last time I Let's get a seed sea shanty! Okay.

SPEAKER_01 23:55

Do you got one for dire kelp?

SPEAKER_02 23:57

Dyer kelp. That's a good one. Okay, alright. Alright. Let me let me see if I can if seeds of yellow you have in your hand. Way hey, the kelps a dick, then perhaps go to less fertile lands. Burn the kelp down. If seeds of green and blue you have, way hey, the kelp's a dick, then those will grow to oroslab. Burn the kelp down.

SPEAKER_03 24:32

Something like that. Or should I go for a third? No, that's good, that's good. Did that help, Heron?

SPEAKER_00 24:40

Yeah, yeah. So I'm gonna go to a jerk school and they're gonna teach me how to distinguish the seeds, and then I'm gonna ask people to plant them.

SPEAKER_04 24:50

I think that's a great idea. They're gonna teach you alright. I've always advocated going to school to learn knowledge. And people don't listen to me. So if you listen to go to school, I did something positive in this world. And asking people to plant. And if you don't want to do that, you can always just go find your own land and plant your own seeds. And no one will chase you out. If you go find a plot of land, you can always just claim it for yourself. Maybe go to school first.

SPEAKER_02 25:17

You can ha yeah, and you can like have a whole villa where you farm your stuff stuff. A farm villa, if you will.

SPEAKER_04 25:23

A farm villa, that's pretty good. Maybe do it under the stars and do your way. Dewey Valley. Exactly, a star Dewey Valley.

SPEAKER_01 25:32

And you know what? If uh if green pastures don't fit, maybe you find yourself a nice plot of coral instead. You know, there's plenty of islands out there.

SPEAKER_04 25:40

A coral island is a great idea. Andre.

SPEAKER_02 25:44

If they're fertile enough, you'll have plenty of animals crossing to get to the fields as well.

SPEAKER_00 25:50

Oh. Um, um, I'm gonna go. I I feel I feel the the the the plant the sponsor tightening around me.

SPEAKER_04 25:57

Oh, get your head out! Get your head out now, Perry!

SPEAKER_03 26:00

Stick your fingers in the back of its throat.

SPEAKER_04 26:02

Yeah, uh oh shit, the plant here is actually starting to get a little wild. Uh oh, I'm gonna go around the back. I got in the back.

SPEAKER_03 26:10

Alright.

unknown 26:10

Stop it!

SPEAKER_03 26:15

I'm just gonna burn it.

SPEAKER_01 26:20

You know what? Of the great dryhead hunt that we had about 15 years back.

SPEAKER_04 26:28

Uh you know, Andre, why don't we end the episode? We'll go get a drink. Cal and you come too. I'll get you to sign my etchings, and we can just share tales of our adventures. That sounds great. That sounds great.

SPEAKER_01 26:41

Captain Calhoun, if it's not too much trouble, maybe I'll go back home with you when all this is done. If you don't mind.

SPEAKER_04 26:47

What are you guys gonna do back at his home?

SPEAKER_01 26:49

It's been a while since I've been back to your hometown, and well, there was a real special lady I met out there. She was a siren, and she did try to eat my face, but you know, until that.

SPEAKER_04 27:01

Wait, Calhoun, did you say your mom was a siren?

SPEAKER_02 27:04

I did not, but to be fair, I never met her, so.

SPEAKER_04 27:09

Oh. Interesting.

SPEAKER_02 27:12

So when did you uh meet this siren?

SPEAKER_01 27:15

You know, why don't we go ahead and go get a nice drink? Yes, yes, yeah, let's make it a drink, everyone.

SPEAKER_04 27:21

Thank you for the listening to the hero's helpline. I am Ronald the Randy Wizard. Uh thank you for paring Moss Whisper to join us, and I've been joined by Andre of Killian. Captain Calhoun Riverton.

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Or whatever I said before.

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We will all help y'all next time. See you soon. Bye. Bye-bye, bye. Thank you for listening to the Heroes Helpline. We got more help on the way. If you'd like to ask our heroes a question, email theHeroesHelpline at gmail.com. You can follow us on Instagram, Facebook, and Blue Sky at the Heroes Helpline. Ronald the Randy Wizard was played by Joshua Baird Carroll. Andre of Killian was played by Jesse Anderson. You can also hear both of them on The Natural Seven, a real play DD podcast where their characters take on a collaborative homebrewed world, the Great Rand. A harsh world that the group will navigate in pursuit of powerful fallen stars. Join along to follow their struggles, stresses, and successes. Perrin Moss Whisper was played by Jay Harameo. You can catch Jay on Chambers of the Occult, a podcast exploring true crime and the paranormal with a touch of flair and mystery. You can also catch him in Old News Nonsense, his comedy spin-off where he dives into weird and wonderful newspaper clippings from history. Captain Calvin was played by Colin Cohen. This man performs, dreams, and writes. Not to mention that he wrote and produced a children's book called The Firetruck Who Got Lost. You can find him on Twitch as CEC the Ronin and performing with the Sunnyville community players. Help you all next time on the Heroes Helpline.